Thursday, August 21, 2008

What would happen if we taught all the controversies?




I haven't seen this one before. I want to get some t-shirts made with all of the scientific theories and their "alternative" *wink*wink* theories. We are already behind other countries in regards to education...imagine if we actually did teach all of the controversies!

Gravity? Nope, angels hold our feet and keep us from floating away.
Germs? Nope, we's get sick when (place the name of your favorite deity here) is mad at us.
And hey, I'm sure those flat-earthers and Holocaust deniers would like their fair share of classroom time too. Gosh, we might need to extend the school day to fit in all of these "controversies" so our kids will be good and ederkated.

4 comments:

Caitlin GD Hopkins said...

Teach the controversy t-shirts:
http://controversy.wearscience.com/

ozatheist said...

That is brilliant, I think I might get me some of those T-Shirts

Humanist Mama said...

Thanks caitlin!!! Those t-shirts are great! I'll definitely need to order some...maybe I'll put them on my Christmas wish list :)

Enshoku said...

I propose we bring back alchemy as an alternative to chemistry, and astrology for astronomy. Somehow, I think think our Christian friends will buy it.